How is work going?

So this is my third week of being a waitress and my days am i shattered.
You have to be pretend happy all the time.
Stay at the table till you are absolutely positive the old biddy has made her mind up whether she wants ketchup with that bowl of chips.
Not let on that you are pretty sure you have just burnt all fingerprints off by carrying that plate without a cloth.
Look representable.
Never cough, sneeze, hiccup (spelt wrong) when carrying, giving, or taking away food/drinks.
Tell everyone who will listen that table 12 wants their mains now.
Remember the table numbers, they go in this order - 3, 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 20, 22, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 33, 34, 35, 36, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109.
Yes, there are some missing and yes, it starts on 3.
I have also managed to be getting texts and offers of lifts home off a man i new from college that also works there, a total player but always very honest. I did enjoy blocking off a driveway and a different road with police cones with him on the night i said i would go to the fair with him (,it was shut when we arrived due to it being a late finish at work).
No kiss to tell of there.
Just illegal use of police cones.

Within my spare time i have been attempting to organise my gap year and they only thing I have done so far is emailed a youth hostel called the flying pig...

All painting has grinded to a halt, including this ridiculously boring flower my mum wants for the lounge.

Not said goodbye to everyone i wanted to who is going to university and leaving me, though i reckon i managed to do the very main ones. Tomtom took me for a hot chocolate and pillow buying, Jonny took me to eat icecream and Will watched Scrubs sat next to me for 5 minutes while Tom talked to his girlfriend on the phone.
Joanne just dissapeared and i reckon so have the rest of them.
Who are these people!? They are people who succeeded in getting into university and having the guts to go there first time round, THEY will be getting rather drunk and (most probably) making many a mistake within freshers week whilst i work my butt off to get drunk on a later date.

Enough is enough.